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Listed below are the slipshod archives of this site organized a few different ways. Please enjoy what you find; you may write with any concerns.

Apology to the Presumably Eventually Forthcoming Taco Robbins

ed. note: Also, the misssing "B" has now been restored.

Dear Taco:

I'm sorry that I've been such a loser to your parents lately. Every time they invite me out or call me to let me know about so and so cool band that's playing, I have to stay at home and do homework. You know, Taco, if there's one thing I wish I had time to do it's rock like a robot with a blinking light.

What it comes down to is this: I'm just not cool enough to rocksteady. If it seems like I dislike you and your family I hearily apologize; this was not my intention.

Wishing I had more stamina,

-bryan

--Posted 09/30/02 10:03AM

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