Living with God
So I wonder: Grand Canyon?
"You got god in the mail?"
"They send you those coupons you know..."
"You got god via mail order coupons?!"
"Well, you know, it was one of those book club things. Sign up for $60 and you get a free gift..."
Cynthia has a copy of the Compact OED. It sits in the corner of the living room and seems to have affected the _state_ of the household. It's like having a second roommate. Fuck the bible and it's vague testaments, this is the very definition of definitive.
--Posted 09/28/00 05:07AM